Hunter Biden skips out of his trial does not come back from a “crack break” in the court’s bathroom?
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“Day four of the Hunter Biden trial came to an unexpected halt earlier this afternoon, as the President’s son absconded into a nearby bathroom and wasn’t heard from for the rest of the day, sources have confirmed.
“Your honor, let’s give him 15 more minutes,” said the increasingly sweaty Abbe Lowell, Biden’s defense attorney. “He might just be in there texting or something. Or maybe he ate something that’s disagreeing with him. I know how this looks, but surely he can’t be this dumb, right? I mean, this is Hunter Biden we’re talking about.”
Maybe he got an offer from a porn company he could not resist!
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He is such a ne'er-do-well that I didn't immediately recognize this as parody...
I used to like the theatre